35 Terrible Digital Marketing Pick-Up Lines You’ll Love

by Nick Footer | February 11, 2016

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Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and now is the perfect time for you to whip out these nerdy, but lovable, digital marketing pick-up lines. You can use these pick-up lines to score your next date, break the ice or simply become the office charmer.

This list is complete with 35 hilarious one-liners for everyone in digital marketing from SEOs to social media managers. Most are original lines of our own creation, but we did have some help from our lovely friend the Internet.

So what are you waiting for? Charm your marketing colleagues with these fantastically nerdy pick-up lines. Hopefully, you will click with someone.

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To Rank #1 with a SEO Expert

  • Your beauty blinded me; I’m going to need your NAP information. (Tweet This Pick-Up Line)
  • If I were Google, I would definitely rank you #1 for “beautiful.”
  • For you, I would scroll to the end of the SERPs.
  • How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
SEO Pick-Up Line Meme

To Click with a Paid Search Strategist

  • There is no frequency cap on how often I think about you.
  • You don’t have to leave that ad blocker on for me, because babe, we are exact matches.
  • Now I see why unicorns follow you everywhere…because you are a perfect quality score of 10. (Tweet This Pick-Up Line)
  • Talking to you is as easy broad match keyword targeting.
  • You must be a paid search expert, because your cookies keep me coming back for more.
PPC Pick-Up Line Meme

To Get Under the Sheets with a Web Designer

  • Scroll my page. Know what it’s coded with? Boyfriend script.
  • I wish I had an eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
  • Your DOM looks good from <head> to </footer>.
  • Girl, I don’t need to do any A/B testing with you.
  • My love for you is like an infinite scroll…it’s never-ending. (Tweet This Pick-Up Line)
Web Design Pick-Up Line Meme

To Get a Thumbs Up from a Social Media Manager

  • You must be a social marketer…cause I would swipe right on you any day.
  • Where is the Like button for your smile?
  • Your beauty deserves Likes, shares, comments, and more.
  • You’re so beautiful; you don’t even need an Instagram filter. (Tweet This Pick-Up Line)
  • I’ve been checking you out and you look del.icio.us.
Social Media Pick-Up Line Meme

To Open Up with an Email Marketer

  • You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe. (Tweet This Pick-Up Line)
  • What do you say we opt-out of here and opt back to my place?
  • If you give me your email address, I’ll give you an open rate you will enjoy.
  • Baby, I can’t opt you out of my mind.
  • How would you like to make a 100% deliverability rate to my heart?
Email Marketing Pick-Up Line Meme

To Keep the Conversation Going with a Content Marketer

  • Before you came along, I was just Lipsum. With you, I’d be real content.
  • Hey girl, if you were a piece of content, I wouldn’t want to share you with anyone.
  • You must be an inbound marketer…cause you sure attracted me!
  • Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes. (Tweet This Pick-Up Line)
  • I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.
Content Marketing Pick-Up Line Meme

To Bounce Back to an Analytics Specialist’s Place

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I start another session? (Tweet This Pick-Up Line)
  • All conversion paths lead to you.
  • No attribution model could ever explain how you got to be so beautiful.
  • Me without you is like a marketer without analytics…lost, visionless, and confused.
  • My love for you is an endless session duration.
Analytics Pick-Up Line Meme

Wrap-Up

So what did you think? Love them? Did they break your heart (hopefully from uncontrollable laughter)? Share your love and your own corny digital marketing pick-up lines in the comments below.

Don’t forget to tweet your favorites! And if you are really feeling the love, then use these one-liners to score your next date.

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About the Author

Nick Footer

Nick Footer is an entrepreneur and founder of Intuitive Digital, a national award-winning digital marketing agency in Portland, Oregon. With over 15 years of experience, he has helped hundreds of businesses improve their online presence through search engine optimization, paid advertising, and website design.

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